marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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