everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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