plz talk dirty to me
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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