My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
