i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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