"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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