I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
