Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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