Having a random hookup so left but love u
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Even my vagina gasped.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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