She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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