put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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