It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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