your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this boner is exhausting
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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