Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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