you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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