But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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