We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I would ride that face into the sunset
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
