btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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