She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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