We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Drake has all the answers
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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