This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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