Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Operation Purity has been aborted
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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