True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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