We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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