If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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