Umm I'm too high to move.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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