Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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