Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
