Banned from zoo.
Again?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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