$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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