"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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