at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
