Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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