I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
