Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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