suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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