At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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