Me. At least after what I've been through.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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