How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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