Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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