Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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