Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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