Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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