Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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