he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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