oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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