let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He has the fingertips of a God
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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