Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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