if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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