I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
