so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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