You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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