Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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