I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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